I thought the part about the new slogan was a joke. Then I turned to the NYT and saw a story that it was for real. Holy moly! The worst mission statement ever! It must have been written by Pete Hegseth during one of his drunken near-blackouts in between groping a subordinate and getting another girlfriend with child.
We’ll leave the Gaslight On!
Phenomenal!
That’s brilliant
Easily wins the internet for this week!
Gutfeld of FOX News can now eat his own heart out!
A+++
Love your online name...either that or your folks had a wicked sense of humor!
This is the winner.
That's great!
I the gaslighting carbon monoxide is making me sleepy. Thank goodness Trump will clean our air & sweep our forestsssss 💤
Just 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'd wear that emblazoned over the WaPo logo on a shirt. In public! Lol.
LOLOL! You win!!
Fabulous, as it updates the light-darkness imagery of the noble slogan it is replacing. while alluding to the whole fossil fuel thing.
\(^ヮ^)/
Love it!
“Because you need Something on the Bottom of the Birdcage.”
LMAO
Or for training your new puppy 🐶🐶
I tried that and it ruined my laptop.
Ha! A fellow bird owner!
Best ever! LOL
All The News That We're Allowed to Print
Democracy died in plain sight.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Killing democracy one day at a time
Autocracy thrives in the dark
That fish ain’t going to wrap itself
Hello Darkness My Old Friend.
Democracy’s Eulogist
Who knew this shitshow has theme song? Perfect choice, Ed
Voting for Andy’s “All The News From Writers Who Already Haven’t Quit”
It could be rephrased, "All the News From the Writers Who Haven't Quit Yet."
Good one
"It's dark. Democracy died."
Knee pads required
Where money talks and journalism walks.
“Where money talks”
My favorite!!!
"Democracy Dies as Tech Bros Thrive"
or
"Democracy Dies When Tech Bros Drive"
I thought the part about the new slogan was a joke. Then I turned to the NYT and saw a story that it was for real. Holy moly! The worst mission statement ever! It must have been written by Pete Hegseth during one of his drunken near-blackouts in between groping a subordinate and getting another girlfriend with child.
I’m too sad to be creative…my hometown newspaper. Ben Bradlee and Katherine Graham must be rolling in their graves.
They’ve already been rolling— now they’re spinning.
Oligarchy lives in darkness
Love it. Keep ‘em coming Andy. You’re welcome at The Contrarian.