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dkammd's avatar

Although "Contrarian's Day" is catchy, my favorite rename for today is, "No Kings Day."

Quin Gold's avatar

Please, send him to Mars.

Fred Shwiller's avatar

With only enough air to get half way there.

John Phillip Lomax's avatar

No, let him get all the way there. Then we can see if he has the resourcefulness of Matt Damon in "The Martian." I think not. Musk will die on Mars exactly as he says he wants to do.

Lisa Jean Walker's avatar

All men except for the uplifting statue at the end! Glad to hear that Norm’s lawsuits are getting under Elon’s skin. Musk should have to pay for credit monitoring for every American whose data he compromises. That’ll help send him out to space.

Kathi Miller's avatar

Very clever by not funny for all of us including the founding Contrarians who must endure this time.

Marliss Desens's avatar

Send Musk to infinity and beyond.

Kenneth D Ivery's avatar

Send his co-pilot don with him to mars. Now that musty elon has eliminated the leaders of the 12 agencies that were investigating him he can go in peace. So long musty...

Nan Reiner's avatar

I fully support the Usurper-in-Thief's mission to Mars. There is no one better suited to lead this bigly incredible expedition than "The Smartest Man on Earth" (just ask him). On one condition: that he go NOW. Pack him a couple weeks' worth of ketamine, outfit a rocket with the best SpaceX and Tesla exploding tech, and send him on his way with a musical serenade of Hitler 1.0's faves. Happy Trails!!!

Michelle Jordan's avatar

Is it Hale to the Chief, Hail to the Chief or Hell to the Chief. Im referring to 47 obviously.

Marta's avatar

Oh yeah! Send him with no return along with don the con

Madness's avatar

Tks for a chuckle. At the end I thought you put all the Dems in color, R’s in b&w. But JFK wasn’t in color and we certainly had color then. Just a thought for next time….